Today's QUOTE:
Hafiz
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Today's HUMOUR
There were three generals, a Chinese, a Russian, and an Indian. They were bragging about how good each of their armies were.
The Chinaman said, "My army would kill themselves for their country!"
Then he put a platoon in a little room and told them, "When this feather hits the floor I want all of you to shoot yourselves!"
He then went outside the room and five seconds later there were numerous gunshots and everyone in the room was dead.
Next came the Russian General and he said the same thing to one of his platoons. About seven seconds later they heard gunshots and once again everyone was dead.
Finally came the Indian and he did the same to his platoon (consisting of Sardars). Several seconds past and there were no gunshots. They decided to wait a little longer. Then several more seconds past and still no gunshots.
Finally they went in and the whole Indian platoon was on the floor blowing under the feather to keep it up.
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Note: The Jokes shared here are "JUST FOR FUN" purposes. "FATA Awareness Initiative" Team respects all Human Beings irrespective of their race, colour, religion or gender and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings. If, however, someone's feelings are hurt by some joke shared here, We apologise for that.
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With Regards,
"FATA Awareness Initiative" Team.
The world is like an eye, a beard, a spot of beauty and eyebrow, Where each thing is neatly in place.
Hafiz
.......
Today's HUMOUR
There were three generals, a Chinese, a Russian, and an Indian. They were bragging about how good each of their armies were.
The Chinaman said, "My army would kill themselves for their country!"
Then he put a platoon in a little room and told them, "When this feather hits the floor I want all of you to shoot yourselves!"
He then went outside the room and five seconds later there were numerous gunshots and everyone in the room was dead.
Next came the Russian General and he said the same thing to one of his platoons. About seven seconds later they heard gunshots and once again everyone was dead.
Finally came the Indian and he did the same to his platoon (consisting of Sardars). Several seconds past and there were no gunshots. They decided to wait a little longer. Then several more seconds past and still no gunshots.
Finally they went in and the whole Indian platoon was on the floor blowing under the feather to keep it up.
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Note: The Jokes shared here are "JUST FOR FUN" purposes. "FATA Awareness Initiative" Team respects all Human Beings irrespective of their race, colour, religion or gender and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings. If, however, someone's feelings are hurt by some joke shared here, We apologise for that.
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Keep visiting this blog and remember to leave your feedback / comments / suggestions / requests.
With Regards,
"FATA Awareness Initiative" Team.
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